Monday, April 02, 2007

Where I have been

First of all. Settle down. Stop yelling and general bellyaching. I will get to your questions in a moment.

I know you are wondering where I have been since September when I last posted. The question to ask is not "where" but "What location or locations have you been at from the time you last posted to now." The reason I wasn't posting was because I was having sex. I had sex with my conjoined nonuplet girlfriends (see my last post). It takes a long time and I like to make each one of my girlfriends satisfied three times before I excstaticly shoot out my jism and throw it around the room. Then I move on to the next one.

The problem is is that, and you're gonna laugh. I go around my nonuplet girlfriends clockwise from the 12 o'clock girlfriend and work my way around. But I kept forgetting my place because they squirm around so much and because I keep forgetting my place. So I had to start over again a bunch of times.