Sunday, August 20, 2006

Spleens and Pancreases

My spleen and my pancreas don’t like each other. They don’t get along so I have to separate them. Truth be told, the real reason I think they don’t like each other is because they are so similar. They see in each other what they don’t like in themselves and it scares them. They also want to be special, but having the other around makes them realize that they aren’t as special as they would like. You see, they are essentially the same organs even though we call them different names. They are starting to figure that out. But really, a spleen is just your body’s way of making sure it has enough pancreases. Technically, you don’t even need a spleen. It is like a stunt double for your pancreas. It only works when your pancreas is tired or is too scared to pancreate that day. You could get rid of your spleen and still be fine so long as you trained your pancreas to have more endurance. Of course, if you ever got mad at your pancreas, you could replace it with two spleens. It might be better that way anyway, because if you filled yourself up with spleens, they would all get along much better than spleens and pancreases. That’s what I’m going to do.


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