Monday, August 14, 2006

Pluto Is Too A Planet

For the past several years people have been asking me if Pluto is a planet or not. OK, lets' get something very clear. Pluto IS a planet. This is not debatable. Pluto is a planet because I say it is a planet. The only reason people say maybe it is not a planet is because there are 134,339 objects circling the Sun that some people call minor planets and they think Pluto is just like those "minor" planets. Well, I have news for you big meanies. Those minor planets are sick and tired of your attitude. Their all way bigger than you and they can totally kick your ass at orbiting the Sun. They can also totally kick your ass at other things like kicking your ass. So shut up about them not being planets. They are way more of a planet than you'll ever be. And plus, face it, the real reason you don't want Pluto to be a planet is because then the minor planets would be regular planets and you are just too damn lazy to memorize all 134,349 of them. You bastard.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Poptart Pete said...

Uranus is not a planet.

Ha ha.

August 17, 2006 2:08 PM  
Blogger rosario said...

jeezus, thats funny
8 D

Im going to go finish a 5 page essay due in 3 hours now.

November 21, 2008 11:42 PM  

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