One Red Paperclip and Barf

I traded my house for one red paperclip. Some have said that that was a bad deal for me. But they’re just jealous because they didn’t think of it first and they wanted to think of it first but they didn’t and know look who’s crying. THEM! HA HA. My one red paperclip now holds 12 pieces of paper together. My stupid house never could do that. I had these 12pieces of paper that I wanted to stick together, but I couldn’t ever do it. They were all close together, but they were loose. They slid around all willy nilly and their edges wouldn’t line up. It was completely disgusting. There was this one time when I looked at the 12 pieces of loose paper and my brain thought to my brain of how ugly and distempered the papers were and I lost my lunch. That was right after dinner. So, my lunch had to come up past my dinner that was sitting there and force its way through to make it up into the back of my mouth and out through my teeth. I knew I had lost my lunch because I had had beans and weenies for lunch and bsketti with meatballs for dinner. None of the meatballs or bsketti strings were in the pile of chunks on the floor. Only beans and weenies. So, let that be a lesson to you. Unless you want to throw up my lunch right after you have dinner, you should trade your house for one red paper clip.