Bruce Will Is

Bruce Willis, like I have said before, is really who Darth Vader is. Sorry for the spoiler, but if you haven't seen the movie yet, you probably won't at this point. Bruce Willis tells Luke Skywalker to give in to the Dark Side. So, he does. Luke does give in to the Dark Side. By the way, Luke Skywalker is Ashton Kutcher, which is what explains why Ashton gave in to the Dark Side and is permanently dating Demi Moore, who is really his sister, Princes Layer.

Now Bruce Willis works in a grocery store. There is a documentary about it in my last post, which verifies this one.