Friday, August 25, 2006

All Ears Lady

No matter how good of a story I have to tell, people who say, “I’m all ears.” are big fat liars. People who are all ears don’t have mouths. People who are really all ears are NOT liars like those people who say they are but aren’t, because they can’t tell you they are all ears because they are all ears. There was this lady who I was telling a fascinating story to and she said she was “all ears” and she was. The only thing she lied about was the part where she said that she was all ears. She didn’t have a mouth, so I knew it was a lie that she was talking in the first place. But other than that, I find those people to be nice. They’re good listeners.


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