Friday, July 28, 2006

Look What I Made

I made this out of macaroni noodles and gafilter fish. You know, if you just put your mind to it, you can do anything. Anything at all. In fact, you just pour water into this contraption and bake it at 370 degrees for two complete revolutions and you can overthrow the regime that is in power these days. Fidel Castro of Cuba had one. He put gin in it and look what he was able to acheive. OK, so don't look at it. Stop yelling at me. YOU are a Zune.


Anonymous Eye Pod said...

Both you and Microsoft are nuts.

July 28, 2006 9:52 PM  
Anonymous Tomitasan said...

Thank for the Zune pic. I never know that such a craxy person could nknow about the Zune. You are so cazy. I read your posts here and wonder if you know anything about anything. Something is wrong in your brain. You brain is broke down. But u are still smrat enough to write what your thinks. Taht is good. Make more with your broke down brain. :)

July 29, 2006 10:12 AM  
Blogger Not Adam Sandler said...

I am glad you like the picture of the Zune. It makes me shoot rainbows out of my eyes.

When I put the Zune prototype in my butt, it didn't taste good afterward. I hope the real Zune tastes much better.

July 29, 2006 10:17 AM  
Blogger Not Adam Sandler said...

By the way, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BRAIN!!! You have your screen resolution set incorrectly.

SO, take your hamster and dress him in colonial garb and tell him to go to the Control Panel (where everything is controlled) and make him control you until you don't think my brain is broken.

Thank you for coming to my site. My site likes you and wants to see you some more. When you look at my site it feels shy at first but then it is really glad that you are here. It is OK to touch it. It feels placid in your arms.

July 29, 2006 10:22 AM  
Blogger Jackal said...

Tha zune looks different from the other pictures I've seen. But nobody's sure yet anyway.

Friggin awesome website. I read the posts below and laughed my ass off

July 29, 2006 7:05 PM  
Blogger Not Adam Sandler said...

Michael, if I had a Zune I would download you because you are good to listen to. But not Metallica, because they get all pissy playing is such a small venue.

July 30, 2006 7:23 PM  
Anonymous imagiro said...

Macaroni seems to be the solution for MS, then. But I´m sure that product has more to do with their unsuccessful paper folding than getting the recipe right for the Zune.

June 22, 2008 6:22 PM  

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